Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guysmug. A "City Fuck" is a more extreme than the term "City Slicker". Lots of country folk usually say this word as a insult if you live in the city. Being a "City Fuck" is when you lived in the city for most of your years, and if you consider yourself a "City Fuck" than you probably aren't
Cityfuck- 23 year old man, lived in the city for 20 years
Not a Cityfuck- 23 year old woman, lived in the country for 20 years
Cityfuck- 23 year old man, lived in the city for 20 years
Not a Cityfuck- 23 year old woman, lived in the country for 20 years
"I saw a CityFuck yesterday, they talked to me in this fuck-boy country accent."
"I like CityFuck's! One even gave me a pocket knife yesterday."
"Someone said "If your rich, you wouldn't be here." But i don't like cities, i was born there but i hate cities."
"I hate it when someone calls me a City person, its like saying i'm a city fuck right up in my face! So i do the same by calling them a CityFuck"
"I like CityFuck's! One even gave me a pocket knife yesterday."
"Someone said "If your rich, you wouldn't be here." But i don't like cities, i was born there but i hate cities."
"I hate it when someone calls me a City person, its like saying i'm a city fuck right up in my face! So i do the same by calling them a CityFuck"
by CityFick March 6, 2018
Get the City Fuckmug. A sex position where the man holds the woman up with his 2 arms at a 90 degree angle. He does shoulder raises causing her to go up and down on his penis.
by omwtfyb04 May 20, 2024
Get the Forklift-Fuckingmug. This is a term usually to describe going to a far away place. It can be in video games and in real life.
Video game senario.
Man we gotta go all the way to sandy shores, that’s in boon fuck Egypt.
Real life senario.
Me:Man I don’t wanna go to the beach, how long you say it was away?
Mom: 7 hours
Me: that’s damn near boom fuck Egypt
Man we gotta go all the way to sandy shores, that’s in boon fuck Egypt.
Real life senario.
Me:Man I don’t wanna go to the beach, how long you say it was away?
Mom: 7 hours
Me: that’s damn near boom fuck Egypt
by 5xGang April 21, 2018
Get the Boon Fuck Egyptmug. 
Tommy Spraggon
Girl 1: Tommy Spraggon talks to all the girls, I wonder who he loves most?
Girl 2: He's such a fuck boy.
Girl 2: He's such a fuck boy.
by Played :( January 27, 2018
Get the Fuck Boymug. Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"
Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"
Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"
by batman2504 March 11, 2025
Get the whatever fucks your boatmug.