Rapist Touch

A player with a first touch in Football(Soccer) that is so horrid that it goes immediately to the opposite team or out of bounds.

I gave Gino the perfect through ball and he just had to show off his Rapist Touch and fuck it all up.

by Daryl Katzanguol March 27, 2015

Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.

Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"

by PitchPlez May 14, 2015

Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014

Dutch Touch

A situation very similar to a dutch oven, however hands-based foreplay continues and neither sexual partner attempts to make eye contact.

"Let one go in bed last night with the missus."
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"

by Slinkynuts August 7, 2015

Thottie thoughts

Deep abnormal thoughts. Usually thought of when high or buzzed. Can consist of sex, murder, love, etc.

Bruh if God created the heavens and the universe then who created God?

Bruh... You having some thottie thoughts nigga damn

by When I was. A young boy October 13, 2015

smooth touch

Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina

I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me

by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016

crotch-touch

The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.

Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
crotch fondle feel weiner pussy balls moist pleasure

by JordanIsTheShyt94 March 31, 2016