European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

Mud Duck

Rookie cb operator with a weak signal that doesn't transmit far. 'nickname'

'Calling for someone'. How about that motorcity mud Duck , you got a copy?

by 211 Detroit 🎙️🦆 December 25, 2021

mud balls

When performing anal sex, the bottom ends up pooping on the penis and/or balls

“Did you hear about Kenny and Travis? Travis said Kenny gave him mud balls!”

by mshane95 December 25, 2021

Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 13, 2022

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by lowkeychloerose April 16, 2022

Muds my truck

Irritated, upset with a situation.

“Man that really muds my truck!”

by Double Diesal April 17, 2022

mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.

The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!

by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003