by Emily_M April 23, 2020
by CWLINTEL April 18, 2019
A brother is a little piece of shit that annoys you every second of your life. They were probably a failed abortion. If you are thinking about asking for one, rethink that decision because it will be the worst decision of your life if you ask for one.
by anonymous fact-teller September 15, 2019
by YaBoiNoahYshai September 25, 2018
A brother is someone who constantly beat you up, break your dreams, supresses you, make you look bad in front of your patents, eat your candy, snitch to your parents and wake you up with a knife one inch from your head!
Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.
But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...
Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.
But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...
Me: "My back hurt and i don't believe in myself"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"
by Jimmy Jackson Potter November 06, 2019
A male or male-ish person who is either the greatest friend you'll ever get or your sibling.
If someone calls you their brother they love you, unless you're actually their brother, in that case they hate you.
If someone calls you their brother they love you, unless you're actually their brother, in that case they hate you.
by That's a name August 05, 2019
someone who is not related through blood but more then just a regular friend. One that is ride or die and cares about your well-being and you being successful. Will piss you off sometimes and maybe threaten to fuck you up. But the bond you guys have will never break you apart. Brother.
by Realones78 April 08, 2019