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bar ilan

A bunch of nerds with no life that spend 25 hours a day studying math and making bad jokes about bar ilan studying materials. They have been in the same program for the majority of their life. If you encounter a bar ilan attendee the best thing to do is to call the cops and run
You Are a bar ilan attendee?
Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now
by Average magshimim Chad February 24, 2024
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Balcony Bar

A bar top table that fits onto standard railings, turning boring balconies into a bar!
We just got a Views 'balcony bar', and it's turned our boring outdoor space into balcony bliss.
by barlover987654321 January 16, 2023
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Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.
Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar
by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020
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Klondick Bar

A nice black, interesting, light skin mixed person with a giant cock that all the girls in Oak Hills Desire.
Wow!!!!! Devin is such a Klondick Bar! He's such a daddy!
by Devin_22 May 30, 2018
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Bar

Bar is an artistic, talented, full of awesomeness.
She is hot and has a beautiful body, every boy and girl wants to be with her, but she is waiting for her prince/princess.
Bar is an amazing friend and lover, she will always be there for you, support you and make you feel happy and loved.
Bar is always funny and wants to make you smile, or moan.
Everyone should get themselves a Bar to win this game!
Jeremy- “wow dude, I met thr live of my life last week”
Derek- “what’s her name bro?”
Jeremy- “she’s a Bar”
by Mermaidhair November 28, 2021
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On Par (Kellehers Mars bar)

Donohash and Cuminhand level of greasiness
Her dandruff flakes are on par (kellehers Mars bar) with cumin hands flakes
by Yashushgman January 20, 2022
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ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.
"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"
by Ellicor September 14, 2019
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