Wank waffling

The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce

“I worked hard wank waffling last night so I had a good dessert for my dinner guests”

by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024

Waffle hoe

A person, who has been to a waffle house so many times the people that work there now don't even ask you to order because they know what you are going to order.

she's a real waffle hoe

by jake from statefarm12 May 29, 2024

Waffle hoe

A person that goes to a Waffle house so much that the people that work there don't even ask you to order because they already know what you are going to order.

she's a real Waffle hoe

by jake from statefarm12 May 29, 2024

Twat waffle

Someone who has no respect for themself or others.

She is acting like a twat waffle.

by Rideordiefambam November 29, 2021

Waffle Trudge

“It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain”

Gavin: How was your night last night bro?
Jake: it kinda sucked. Spent all night doing the waffle trudge.

by Adamr86 February 16, 2024

Waffle

To talk alot without saying much

"Dude were you at the party last night?"

"Yeah, Spoke a bunch of waffle about his grandma".

by V1vid February 16, 2024

waffle trudge

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain

G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.

by Adamr86 February 19, 2024