Dad Pat

A firm pat on the flank or haunches of a dog, usually performed by a father figure.

My dad said he didn't want our dog, but now he gives him the Dad Pat all the time

by FrostingGore November 17, 2025

Dadded

When a car which is nice and untouched gets modified so much so it becomes Dadded. Typical examples of "Dadded" cars are those with a selection of but no limited to:

Child Seats
Roof Racks
"Baby on Board" signs
Seat Belt Pads
Car Window Shades

Got myself a 135i and I Dadded it out with a roof rack and car seat

by EiMaJ90 August 30, 2020

dad

another name for a males dick

Stfu and eat dad

by giantslayer1999 May 27, 2022

Josh/dad

Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.

Josh/dad
You - my dad left
Me- sounds like josh

by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020

Sec dad

An indiscriminate measurement of time typically determined by one's use of the word.

Word I'll pull up to your place; be there in 15 sec dads.

by DogLuverfan April 25, 2022

Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.

Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!

by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023

dad

a person who said they went to get milk and never came back

other kids: wheres your dad?
me: whats a dad?

by 🌸ur mom🌸 April 19, 2020