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Bible slap

When you try to force unmarried men not to bring ladies to his or her residence and sleep with them. Most likely happens during nightclub hours.
I saw this random guy on the street and saw he was around two lesbians who wanted to bring him home and bang. I showed him the Bible verse 1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators... but before I could finish reading he grabbed it out of my hand and did a Bible slap across my face and I fell to the ground.
by ThisIsMe01 September 6, 2013
mugGet the Bible slapmug.

Glitter Slap

When someone puts glitter on their hand and goes around slapping people so it sticks to them.
bill: "You have glitter on your face"
joe: "Yeah, i just got glitter slapped."
by humphreybogart February 13, 2010
mugGet the Glitter Slapmug.

shaft slap

the act of pulling out your penis and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face
bro, im totally gonna shaft slap your uncle when he gets home
by dr mcnasty December 14, 2010
mugGet the shaft slapmug.

Banker's Slap

the action of slapping someone with a money filled wallet or a brick of money
Ted: hey bill your a broke jerk

Bill: thats it feel the wrath of the Banker's Slap
by fullmetal pharoh March 23, 2011
mugGet the Banker's Slapmug.

Solli Slap

Violent action produced from the back of the hand using momentum x velocity from an existing Solli Bop movement
Mans getting solli slapped unooooo
by Squatelli Bop December 11, 2019
mugGet the Solli Slapmug.

wood slap

Eating oneself happy - mainly through crisps and cock.
Man that boy is fat.... he is bang on wood slap
by robgreen June 8, 2009
mugGet the wood slapmug.

lag slapped

when your computer experiances an sudden unexpected amount of lag.
I was trying to play poker on myspace but it just lag slapped the hell out of my computer =.=
by yin teng January 20, 2009
mugGet the lag slappedmug.

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