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salad blasted

to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum
I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom
by Tmoneylolbitch August 7, 2016
mugGet the salad blastedmug.

Salad Bar

A sex move/orgy that involves two guys on each end of a line of girls that are tossing each other's salads. Essentially an extended Eiffel Tower.
Dude 1: Hey man I know some girls that are up for getting freaky tonight.

Dude 2: How many can you get? We could totally salad bar them.
by furfauxsake October 28, 2015
mugGet the Salad Barmug.

devil's salad

Any foodstuff that would make the average pussy cry, but which true men can handle like a champ.
Did you guys see him knock back those wings? That dude tossed the devil's salad like it was his!
by Overkill361 March 12, 2011
mugGet the devil's saladmug.

Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.
Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023
mugGet the Gum Saladmug.

Salad

Salad
by anonymous January 8, 2022
mugGet the Saladmug.

Wheelchair Salad

You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.
I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.
by BigD1967 February 19, 2021
mugGet the Wheelchair Saladmug.

ranch salad dressing

"Yo molly wussup with dat bowl of Ranch Salad Dressing ????"
"Don't hate appreciate da ranch dressin"
by HiddenValleyLovers September 11, 2013
mugGet the ranch salad dressingmug.

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