rusty steam engine

When a woman farts on the inward thrust during anal sex.

The rusty steam engine blew me out and then back in, out and then back in.

by Sensual Fuckery September 30, 2017

Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway

Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"

by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017

rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while

Oh she a rusty barrel

by Rusty_Barrel October 16, 2017

rusty parakeet

When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal

Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.

by Jappleseed October 22, 2017

Rusty

Rusty Tones is a rapper

Rusty Tones got bars

by Rusty Tones April 20, 2018

rusty rex

A sexual behavior where one is dressed in a crown and royal robe, and then while sitting in a large chair receives a large dump from the other person(people) who are dressed as peasants. The point being to cover the "king" in shit. It is common within groups that enjoy power play, such as sjw's, where one dominant group is humiliated by groups deemed lesser.

My hot barista girlfriend and her two lovers gave me a rusty rex last night before the three of them went to the one guy's bedroom. Felt great to relinquish my power to the other men and see my girlfriend having a good time.

by Lou Sasole44 November 11, 2017

Rusty Sausage

A sausage that has been dipped in dirty toilet water, then fed to an unsuspecting victim.

Dude, Russ fed me a rusty sausage , but he told me it was fresh off the grill!

by Cronklet November 15, 2017