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Playing Mustard 

Involves working your ass off for a few days prior to taking time off work, as opposed to playing catch-up (ketchup) upon your return to the office afterwards.
"Hey Bryan, you wanna duck out early today and play a quick 18 with Frank and Toby down at the country club?"
"I wish man. I’ll be in the office playing mustard for the next 3 days before Krista and I head to Bermuda for our 10-year anniversary next week."
Playing Mustard by Cheeky Mirth February 4, 2016
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Playtheism 

Playtheism is a philosophy for living life with a playful spirit. A playtheist engages in play to find meaning and connection with self, others, and everyday life experiences. It is not a religion, nor anti-religion. Anyone from anywhere at any age can be a playtheist. The whole point of playtheism is to be our best selves experiencing joy and feeling alive as much and as often as possible.
A child on a playground is a playtheist. A parent playing with his/her child on a playground is a playtheist. Letting go and dancing your ass off is what playtheism is all about.
Playtheism by TheWiserAmuser August 10, 2016

Playing the crib 

You’re staying home . Not going out
Sam ; you pulling up ?
Jaileen ; nah bro sht prolly wack either way . I’m playing the crib
Playing the crib by Yu hurd July 14, 2019

Playing Skyrim 

When you say you're going to play skyrim, but in truth, you're actually just downloading more mods and modding the hell out of it. You then proceed to enter the game, see a bug, proceed to try and fix the files, enter the game, see another different bug and then proceed to this again and again for a few hours until you're happy with your set up.
"Oh, I was playing skyrim the whole day yesterday."

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute 

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

Hockey player smile 

A threat meaning to knock someone's teeth out. Hockey players commonly get pushed around and loose teeth over the years.
John, you ever touch my sister again, ill give you a hockey player smile.