Person

More affectionate way to say best friend. The one human that doesn't annoy you and will always be your number one. Someone who you will always love.

When someone says " You're my person."

by Leanne Rhita December 29, 2013

boy person

it is when someone is hit with an object and it was funny. in result

hahahah that kid got hit with a box of staples... staple boy,hhahaha that guy got nut put on his head,,,,,, tee bag boy!

by Andrew April 6, 2004

Triggered Person

A triggered person is someone whose brain is too small to comprehend logic (See: Ben Shapiro) and therefore flips out and scaring the human race. A triggered person usually comes in the form of a feminist or a really left liberal. These fuckers come in many shapes and sizes. But most triggered people are either super fat like over 600 lbs or super skinny like anorexic skinny. These triggered people all exist somewhere in New Jersey. Oh and all single moms get triggered too.

I took a plane to New Jersey and I saw a Triggered Person. Their words filled me with fear. I thought "it" was going to explode. Scariest moment of my life.

by NotALeberal November 30, 2018

Worst person ever

Giana lacedra

She's the worst person ever

by matthewha0501 January 15, 2019

toxic person

lihi dvash

lihi dvash is the most toxic person you’ll know.

by PLATINVM October 19, 2020

Lizard Person

Anyone that is a different shade of snowflake expecting a special gold colored label of authenticity for existing and gets offended when you mispronounce, misgender, or simply ask questions that they believe pertains to themselves feeling inferior despite it just being a neutral question to get to know them.

Scenario 1

Cashier: Hello miss, that will be $10.25..
Person: EXCUSE ME?!?! I can't believe you just assumed my gender, for your information I'm a demi-foxkin pansexual un-identifying gender queer and in fact NOT a WOMAN!

Cashier: .... Okay, Sir that will be $10.25..
Person: YOU'RE REALLY OFFENDING MY VIBE RIGHT NOW. I'm not a man either. I can't believe i'm being faced with this atrocity. I'm going to make sure you pay for hurting my feelings.

*Person opens up TikTok and goes live about their injustice*
Cashier: That will still be $10.25...
*Cashier lets out sigh of disbelief thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*

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Scenario 2
Tinder Dating 2022 - Ryan matches with Alexa

Ryan: Hey Alexa, you're such a beautiful lady, we should really meet for coffee this weekend.
Alexa: Yeah, I would really like that.

*Meets in Person*
Ryan: You look a lot different from your photo's Alexa...
Alexa: Oh that's my snap filter! Aren't they just the cutest!?

Ryan: Alexa, you have a beard... It would of been nice if you were transparent about your gender from the start.
Alexa: EXCUSE ME?! Are you F'ing serious right now? You're such a gender-phob. I can't believe I wasted my morning on a jerk like you.

*Ryan thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
-Ryan leaves the coffee house-

by Amish Stalker February 28, 2022

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

by Luting September 4, 2022