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Tree Hugger

A liberal who claims to love the environment, but uses their love of nature as an excuse to not shave their pits. More commonly just the women.
by Formerstreetrunnerofstlouis November 16, 2023
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Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
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Hit by a Tree scenario

A scenario, usually brought up at work, in which a tree falls ontop of you the next day.

Usually this is brought up to force you to document your work, so others can continue/finish it if something would happen to you, whether this is you actually dying or you getting replaced by someone cheaper.
Alice: "I just pushed IEEE 802.11mc to the main repo, there is still a lot of work to do."
Bob: "Don't forget the hit by a Tree scenario"
by biosboii November 19, 2023
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Tree climber

a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her
friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”
by BrieKayeD. April 26, 2023
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green tree

That green tree would never throw trash on pelicans.
by Noodlerino May 3, 2023
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on Trees

Atheist version of "on God" used by many people who think they will become a tree after death or some other type of shrubbery.
A1-A2; "Aye bruh on Trees I'm finna bust a hole in this wall."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."
by dnumbskull May 4, 2023
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Tree-Fence

A row of trees so close to each other that it forms a natural fence or perimeter around someone’s property
We sure got lucky when we bought this property since it has a natural tree-fence so it saved us the cost of putting up a fence.
by Franleen May 9, 2023
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