tops and bottoms

When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.

Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.

by zipper13 May 9, 2011

Double Backflip Top

The leader of the girls lacrosse team. Plays offense and defense.

Helga plays lacrosse.

What position?

Double Backflip Top

by kennedy209 August 6, 2018

Top Mouth Douche

Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.

Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.

Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.

by Pizzashop June 22, 2022

Apple crunchy top

Mrs Newells signature desert; succulent apples,crumbled biscuit and a good helping of Bogey mmmmmmm :P

Excuse Moie!!! today we are making apple crunchy top (torp!)

by ORGAZZaM August 14, 2009

Top Mouth Dick

That one dickhead who never does a damn thing. He tells his “inferior” co workers to do his basic tasks while he sits on Snapchat. Known for driving a very “cheesy” car.

Look at that ridiculous looking vehicle, guess top mouth dick is here to be the “boss”

by Pizzashop June 30, 2022

roof top camper

A roof top camper is what is considered a scum of the universe

A roof top camper is in all video games that are FPS but most common in the following games

Call of duty, apex, fortnight etc.

Gamer one: I just killed by the scum of the universe

Gamer two: roof top camper

Gamer one: yep

by Pp water big daddy April 24, 2021

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021