Muffin suitcase

When a man inserts his nuts into another man's ass. A gay sex position.
"Kevin likes it when Josh gives him the muffin suitcase."
by CerealRapist September 25, 2016
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Muffin grease

Vaginal sucreation, pussy fluid
Did you get lucky last night

Yeah! My cock is still covered in muffin grease.
by Crackslime January 25, 2019
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nothin' muffin

A term used to describe a situation in which instills an emotional overreaction from many individuals but in reality, the situation does not warrant such a response. In reality, the situation is much more banal.
Hey, did you see when Whole Foods banned the wearing of poppies with their uniforms in Canada? Everyone was freaking out on social media. Even the Federal government passed a unanimous motion condemning Whole Foods and a Provincial government proposed a law against banning the wearing of poppies.

Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.
by thekbird November 06, 2020
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Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.
Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin
by gymboy318 October 16, 2019
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Puff muffin

A puff muffin is a vagina thats so fat it oozes juice constantly. People who like these types of vaginas typically have the name jakob.
Aye how'd you like that puff muffin last night bro?
by Scarytarry420 September 09, 2018
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Road Muffin

Man, I'm glad she wore a skirt so I could give her a little road muffin on that long drive.
by branda8888 January 05, 2010
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