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steamed muffin

steamed-muffin (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/

1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.

2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”

“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”

“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025
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Muffin Patch

Heyyy honey bun
Heyyy muffin patch
by HoneyBunzes May 16, 2023
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Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin
“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean
by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024
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Shea The Muffin

A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies
"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"
by macado genious1 April 7, 2023
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dork muffin

by dorkmuffin420 April 3, 2020
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little french muffin

A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.
Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
by thatpinkchick June 8, 2016
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Zylch Muffin

An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.
You are my little Zylch Muffin

I love all my Zylch Muffins
by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024
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