Max

Someone who can’t tell the difference between a pole and a continent

Max dosent know the difference between poles and continents their tiktok is @max_1_guess

by pissflavouredhairdryer September 2, 2022

Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

He looks like Max Bloom
OMG WTF YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022

Retard maxing

When you act not in favour of other parties, but in favour of yourself, making others evoke strong feelings towards you, but you don't care.

Peter committed Retard maxing by leaving his friend group, because he didn't like them. They are so pissed at him for doing that.

by OhioRizzler4 June 27, 2025

Max

A person who knows how to cheer you up. They listen to you and makes sure to understand. I think you can find the whole universe in a person named Max. They’re cool, nerdy, fun, and silly to be around. They are intuitive, funny, and cute. Maxs usually make sure to keep to themselves but love to make convos with you whenever they get the chance. They can also tend to be really stubborn but that’s what make them their self. Maxs are very charming and charismatic. They can bring the best out of you without you even knowing it. They often get their work done but procrastinate as well. They love music and listening to the rhythm of songs. Maxs are awesome. You’re lucky if you get to meet one.

Person 1: Dude that person listened to my problems?!
Person 2: They must be a Max HAHA!

by imauty April 14, 2023

max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.

He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.

by Richard the first half of the June 16, 2016

Max

Good friend with a massive whopping dong, and he’s super gay

That right there is a Gucci max

by Lookyherebucko March 12, 2019

Aura Maxing

"Aura" or "Aura Maxing" is an internet term to describe how gravitational ones presence is. Usually by being mysterious, attractive, intelligent, etc...

- You can loose aura points by going out of your way to look cool and failing in the process.

- Some people just naturally have high aura but some also gain it as well.

"Everyone be so curious about this nigga. I don't get it, he just be chilling fr."

"Yeah, bros tryna aura max lol"

*+5000 aura points*

- The rabbit thinks he can sleep during a race because the turtle is slow.

- Rabbit oversleeps and looses the race to a damn turtle.

*-5000 aura points*

Aura Maxing

by xenteno June 2, 2024