m*ri

a variant of Bungo Stray Dogs' character Mori's name, the fandom typically adds on the asterisk to ironically (though sometimes, unironically) censor his name due to his abuse towards various characters in the animanga and lolita complex.

i wish asagiri would kill off m*ri already.

by yosanokisser December 24, 2023

M to the B

One of the last lines of a very british tune, all about two girls, and their hatred for one another. Filmed in a KFC and Lidl. Yet another song Americans ruined.

It's M to the B, it's M to the B

It's M M M M M to the B

It's M to the B, it's M to the B

Bang 🎇

by T3rry November 27, 2020

M-some

A kind of fivesome such as you would have between three people of one sex and two of the other but only straight sex occurs.

When his two buddies found wives, Charlie was worried about becoming a fifth wheel. But the occasional M-some really made him feel better.

by ApricotFields May 15, 2022

the m to b man

man man cum in man

the m to b man is doing dirty

by julajns January 26, 2021

Som[m]ers

Sommers...
The most amazing last name to exist and its soon to be mine!

Damn.. Sommers is really handsome!

by 4L1EN February 22, 2022

S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

sara m

Sara M is the definition of a very good friend. She is loyal and trustworthy. But she is definitely not the person to fix two people together. Be like Sara a good friend but don't try to fix a couple you will definitely fail.

I wish I could be like Sara M

by damnyoufunny December 12, 2016