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A boy who is constantly judging himself for no reason, Samuels are smart, funny, athletic, and noble. A Samuel thrives in many sport-like activities such as soccer, taek won do, judo, football, or even tennis. Samuels are hard workers and do well in school because of this. Many classmates are usually able to rely on a Samuel for their quick wit and expertise in the subjects. A strong moral compass is something that any great Samuel will not lack, and he will always do the right thing in any situation. Samuels have many friends and are usually some of the kindest people that you may ever know.
Person A- "Hey, did you see that boy turn the quarter in instead of keeping it? How virtuous!

Person B- Yeah, he is definitely a Samuel.
by J.J Falkchuuu February 27, 2019

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Chaela's are funny people. Although they have a lot on their plate, a Chaela always works hard and utilize their intellect for whatever they are doing. Chaela's are usually amazing gamers so watch them carefully as the swoop in and kick your butt. Chaela's may seem like edgy people on the outside (and even sometimes even feel like that themselves on the inside) but do not be mistaken! You would be lucky to have a Chaela as a friend.
Person 1: Hey, I met this girl and she was able to help me on my paper.

Person 2: She must be so smart! That paper was difficult!

Person 1: Yeah, she was a Chaela...
by J.J Falkchuuu February 27, 2019

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A dumb fucking thot who loves sending nudes. Like fuck you fucking fuck!
P1. That mother fucker Zachary
Zachary. You called? ;)
by J.J Falkchuuu May 29, 2019

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Die just die

If you meet an Ian. M I am sorry they are the worst
1.Hey, I see an Ian M. Over there.
2. Aww I really liked this planet now it is time to release the nukes I guess
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by J.J Falkchuuu May 29, 2019

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The fear of coal
Woah dude, chillax... Santa just gives coal to the naughty kids... Don't tell me that you have ashkinpyrophobia
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by J.J Falkchuuu February 27, 2019

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