lucas

lucas is the gayest straight person you will ever know, if you see a ever see a lucas kick him in the balls as hard as humanly possible the harder you kick the louder he'll moan. but if you gonna kick him may as well choke him too if you do these at the same time he'll make a moan so loud it will make a black hole the size of the sun

oh look its lucas
*all the males within a 5 mile radius faint*

by anatomydestroyer May 29, 2022

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Lucas

Lucas is the kind of person you don't wanna be around at first, but it you're forced to meet him, you might like him. He loves dark humor, and values his family and friends more than anything. He generally hates himself due to self confidence issues. He is a very emotional person, so he takes things hard, but never shows it. He has lots of pent up aggression and sadness that will likely never be let out. He loves music, but isn't much of a player. He keeps to himself and stands out from his friends, both as a leader and as the mature one. He doesn't care about people judging him, but if you insult his friends, he might just rock your shit. He also loves meat.

Person 1: I heard Lucas beat up Danny!
Person 2: Danny was fat shaming Lucas' friend, no wonder he beat him up.

by flyinginsanity May 30, 2022

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