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kevin kempt

a dude that knows how to rap and get good streams at 16 but does not know how to release schoolastic book fair 3 only the 2nd and 1st one.

-exulqnsis16 on twitter lmao >:)
Kevin kempt is a rap god.

"is that kevin kempt?" Yeah, he has 25+ milion streams
by axtoniaa April 15, 2022
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kevin_eatsbrians_toes

Their name is actually jewlia and shes mine 🤡🤌 (litterally their my gf)
Random person: omg skssl *mentionz kevin_eatsbrians_toes (jewlia)*
Me: KEEEP MY WAIFS NAME OUT YOOUR FUCKING MUG
by Bon from tiktok idk April 18, 2022
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Kevin

A choke artist, especially known for his choking in guess the soccer player, football fusion 2, playing goalkeeper for hutto, and fantasy football. Named after Kevin Vasquez.
Santi-"Kevin Vazquez Mendez, how did you get mossed?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".

Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"
by Kevin Vasquez Mendez April 18, 2022
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Kevin

A middle school kid with an amazing singing voice, an awesome sense of humor, and can make you laugh at any time. An amazing dancer, nice to his best friends, and brighten anyone’s day. It’s glad to have a friend like Kevin.
I have an actual friend named Kevin, and this is what best describes him.
by weeby mcweeberton April 19, 2022
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Kevin Meyer

A Long Island Native Singer and Rapper is most famous for opening for artist on the Vans Warped Tour 2012. He was seen performing alongside artist like MGK, Mod Sun, All Time Low, and Taking Back Sunday.
Kevin Meyer is a NY musician and rock singer.
by 25 For Life Productions April 21, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is just a rainbow alpaca
Kevin.
by Treeman46295 April 21, 2022
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kevin marco

Original Kevin Marco(fictional) is a murderer. He loves to torture people to 'be' something in this nothing world. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

When I first heard of Kevin 'Happy' it was strange. I knew the fictional one and I wondered if it was a warning. And it was. He loved to torture people 'be' something in this nothing world.

Kevin Happy has a habit of harassing people. He doesn't understand boundaries. He's just as fake as his fictional self. I can't comprehend how someone like that is even exsisting. And why near me?

I must say it did give a me God complex. The way he acts is empowering. It makes me hate myself, but it makes me realize I am the one in power. I wrote him into existence. I have the rights to his name. That useless name.

In fiction Kevin had killed his gf out of rage, because their relationship was crumbling. Later, he wanted to do it again.

The blood just felt so amazing, so calming. It was a reminder that he was alive. The adrenaline was the best part. Killing gave him a rush.

I see all of these traits muted down in kevin Happy. He's just more of a failure.

I'm just saying, if I end up having to be the some to solve him, then no one's gonna like it. He gets on my nerves. He knows what he's doing. I just wanna show him what I can do. Like friends sharing interests.

He hands power right over to me. Right when he thinks he took it all, I will reclaim my crown. Except when I hold the crown, those peasants will praise ME more.
"Kevin Marco's sexually and verbally harassing his peers again"
by Kevin.Marco's.Emo.Girl.UwU April 22, 2022
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