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Kevin

THE MOST SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET HE MAKES ME SO WET AND I GET SO HORNY THINKING ABOUT HIM, THAT GIANT COCK COULD BE USED AS A TRIPOD AND NOT TO MENTION HIS PERSONALITY IS AMAZING, EVERYONE WANTS KEVIN IN THEIR LIFE BUT NOT EVERYONE DESERVES THAT MAN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS SCULPTED BY GREEK GODS, HE IS THE DEFINITION OF SEXY
by Jack Hoff 3000 February 15, 2023
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Kevin

One who has seen pain & triumphs. A very quiet, but confident man. Usually dangerous. Incredibly handsome w/ an athletic or beefcake build. Also an absolute gentleman, treats ppl better than he gets treated and is forgiving but does not forget. Walks in the room - Women & men always stare at him, to capture his gaze. Treats women like they are princesses - Very gentle & charming. Great smile, & smell. Dresses very sharply. But someone who’s presence everyone can enjoy- always positive, funny, & deep on an emotional level. Knows when to crack a joke. Definitely a guy who everyone wants to meet and have in their life.
Have you seen Kevin? He’s just an absolute beefcake
by SkylarWhite575 November 2, 2022
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Break your Kevin Hart

To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.
Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
by JG49Mke August 12, 2022
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Kevin

haven’t you meet Kevin

yeah… why
he’s an egotistical fucking ass hole right
by Curly fry$ May 30, 2022
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kevin dumbo

by Kevin dumbo February 13, 2017
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kevin

Something bad.
Coming from tiktok slang, it means something bad.
'ts pmo it's so kevin'
by Endbeehsujsndbebr May 11, 2025
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Kevin

Kevin the pigeon

A plastic pigeon that was introduced during the video diaries that the awesome band one direction filmed in there fetus and fratus (pre frat era but not quite fetus) days
Louis: Kevin??????? KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!
Payno: I would make that pigeon disappear 😒
by Larry bby 💚💙 August 25, 2021
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