jake

shortest mf alive

jake is so short and tiny!

by aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh March 14, 2021

Jake Paul

A cock sucking bitch who is a mother fucking bitch who is only out there to get clout and I won’t KSI to bash the living shit out of him and make him in a hospital you American cunt (only jake Paul is a American cunt not all)

Someone. Who’s jake Paul

Everyone the biggest dick

by Big men April 18, 2021

jake gyllenhall

a stupid old bitch who broke taylor swift heart and stole her scarf🧣

“Oh my, look at the cunt over there.”
“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
“Who?”
“Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)

by speaknowtv November 22, 2021

[Union Jake]

Getting together with friends and circle jerking with each other.

Ha! You guys Union Jake!

But you didn't invite me!

/lame ass example

by Michael Eisner June 29, 2009

laugh-jacked

When someone steals your joke and uses it to get their own laughs.

(Thurs)

Lisa: "Man, Tracy Jordan is so stupid-smart!....I just made that up!"

(Fri)

John: "I've been using stupid-smart all day, and BTW, I just submitted it to the Urban Dictionary!"

Lisa: "WTF?! You totally laugh-jacked me!"

by dubble-dee April 19, 2011

The Jake

A bathroom; the toilet. A place used to remove waste from the body.

Aight Jack im gonna go use the jake.

by Elon Musk is Ben Shapiro confi June 10, 2019

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011