The internet

Where you find porn

I watched a lot of porn on the internet last night!!!

by Mccheze12186 January 23, 2018

The internet

The internet is an amazing contraption made to communicate and distract people. The internet is addictive and fun.

"I am SO addicted to the internet!"

by A. B. March 27, 2020

internet history

the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through

(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history

(son) (shit)

by stovO33 May 23, 2023

Internet Troll

Zen

Zen is an internet troll. (Not the IRL Zen btw)

by I hate trolls cause they suck March 27, 2022

Internet snacking

Using the Internet to find something quick and leaving.

She couldn't decide whether or not to wear a coat, so she went "Internet snacking" to just check the weather.

by webfeat January 21, 2010

Internet chaos

When someone causes a war via saying something.

Friend one: Hey did you hear what blank said!
Friend two: What did they say?
Friend one: HE SAID PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS THE BEST KIND OF PIZZA!
Friend two: TIME TO CAUSE INTERNET CHAOS!

by Waffleing May 1, 2022

The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.

Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024