She couldn't decide whether or not to wear a coat, so she went "Internet snacking" to just check the weather.
by webfeat January 21, 2010
Get the Internet snackingmug. 1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.
2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
by Captain Book January 23, 2013
Get the Internet scurvymug. A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.
by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019
Get the Internet Phantommug. Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.
Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!
John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.
Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.
Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
by Mongo1313 November 3, 2014
Get the Internet Bitchmug. Daniel Carracher is complaining about the speed of the internet at A#I again usually without justification or cause.
The Internets poopy! again
by Internets poopy! March 1, 2018
Get the Internets poopy!mug. When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.
Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
by J brown. January 6, 2015
Get the Internet Secretarymug. 1- A place collecting a certain group of people, or people who are willing to gossip about a certain topic. (e.g. Lolcow, Kiwifarms, 4chan, 8chan, etc.) Usually of which are offensive.
2- A website or area of the internet which helps you make money.
2- A website or area of the internet which helps you make money.
1- "This Lolcow.farm thread is such an (internet) farm! It's only attracting homophobes to talk about same-sex marriage laws."
2- "I found a (internet) farming website, and I've grinded 5 bitcoin overnight!"
2- "I found a (internet) farming website, and I've grinded 5 bitcoin overnight!"
by wormmmmmmm January 1, 2024
Get the (internet) farmmug.