Hard can't

Something you actually can't do, as opposed to something you shouldn't do.

Me: We can't go there, there's a fence.
She: There's no barbed wire, it's not a hard can't.

by suede-o-nym April 20, 2015

judge hard

To grab a hard dick blindfolded and then judge how large it is.

Female: You judge hard at like 6 in.

by Dblankity May 8, 2015

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible June 1, 2015

hard mat

a jail cell bed

from a Kevin Gates song "hard mat hurt your back when it's no option."

by thadorion July 6, 2015

Dye Hard

A person who dyes their hair a lot. Most dye hards dye their hair different colors or colors 'off the rainbow'

Demi Lovato
Naomi king
Scene kids
Emos
Some examples of Dye Hards

by HelloKittyWorshiper September 12, 2015

Hard Burger

It's when you overcook the burger, and it becomes well-well done.

Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.

by LuckySandvich August 11, 2016

Hard Ginger

An alcoholic mixed drink consisting of ginger ale and spiced rum (preferably Captain Morgan).

Man, this rum and cola has been tearing up my stomach. It sounds like you need a Hard Ginger, instead. All the fun of spiced rum with ginger ale to settle your stomach!

by Bob D. Bomb September 24, 2016