Hard Lemonade

When you have to piss really bad, and you get a boner.

Friend -"Damn Mike, you look really stressed out over there."
Mike- "Dude, I just got hard lemonade and it's raging!"

by Jackhignarly October 19, 2017

hard

getting anything published on thiss goshdang hecksite

seriously? why is this so hard?

by LaLaLesbian May 19, 2019

Hard Rocket

The most absolutely stunning girl in the world. A girl that leaves you speechless. A breath taking beauty that makes the world stop. A woman so perfect that she ends the search for anyone else, there’s no need to look anymore because you just found the one.

“Bro, I just found her, she’s a total hard rocket. Drop everything I’m on a mission now”

by Beckett1234 August 31, 2025

Laughing Hard Body

Laughing extremely hard, to the point where it may be hard to breathe.

Bro after Matt fell down the stairs, we where Laughing Hard Body.

by Datt Nig March 30, 2011

Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.

"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."

by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 23, 2021