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Facebook Fever

when someone gets a facebook and becomes addicted to it. Dealing with anything from farmville, updating status, commenting liking status, and stalking celebrities. stalking Daniel Tosh does not count as having facebook fever because he is gay and it just means your gay. Usually lasts for only a week or so, but some people have a low tolerence and their cases of facebook fever have been permanent.
Wow that hot girl hu just got a facebook sure has facebook fever

"Wow that guy sure has facebook fever", no he doesnt he liked daniel tosh's page he is just gay
by hey my name is zeeb October 9, 2010
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facebook whore

a facebook whore is just like a facebook slut but the major difference between the two , is a facebook whore HAS a boyfriend . so not only is she flirting with her boyfriend , but you wil always find a facebook whore flirting with every other guy too !
marissa - ohmygodd chris , your girlfriend is such a facebook whore .

chris - what are you talking about ?

marissa - she flirts with all the other guys when your offline .
by skinnybitch09 March 1, 2011
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Facebook Friend

A person who is not quiet an actual friend but is a slight step above and acquaintance
Person 1: wait you know Jim?
Person 2: not really but he's cool. We're facebook friends
by DefineOffull January 13, 2015
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Facebook Democracy

Form of democracy where public participation is limited to Facebook group membership.
Facebook Democracy is on the verge of overthrowing Chain-Mail Petition Democracy in Canada (1)(2)(3).

(1): By 2012, the elections participation rate is predicted to drop below 50% at almost all levels (Municipal, Provincial and Federal), effectively dismissing Representative Democracy as the ruling system in Canada.

(2): probably due to weather conditions, and with the notable exceptions of the Critical Mass, of the World Naked Bike Ride, and of the Zombie Walk, demonstrations are virtually non-existent in most provinces.

(3): possibly with regard to the well-documented ineffectiveness of legitimate petitions, the Canadians MPs have started refusing to acknowledge their reception. Ref : Straight.com, Vancouver, occupiers-saxton-office-avoid-jail-time : “We were forced to submit this petition by sliding it through a mail slot in the back of Parliament”

>> "Axe the BC Gas Tax" : against the BC Carbon tax.
>> "Stop Gateway" : against the Gateway Project in BC.
>> "Canadians Against Proroguing Parliament" : against Harper's last move
by Blues Buster January 8, 2010
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Facebook Therapy

Putting all your trials and tribulations as your Facebook Status for all to see
My Boyfriend left me,I'm broke,unemployed please through my friends list give me Facebook Therapy
by Vodka Milk April 23, 2010
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facebook glitch

Deleting or blocking a friend without any notification. Whereas, you can blame it on "the facebook glitch" and begrudgingly add them back.

This also works with tagging/deleting pictures among other uses.
Jayme: "Heyyy, why did you delete me on facebook?"

You: "Oh sorry man, must have been a facebook glitch." <quickly adds the frienemy back>
by eviltelepathicmonkey August 20, 2011
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Facebook Referee

Someone who breaks up stupid facebook fights. Usually someone who is tired of people using facebook to argue and would just like to see the two combatants fall in deep holes. Usually a person who doesn't know the the people arguing that well, and so will not face backlash from either of them later on for breaking up the facebook fight.
Facebook User 1: y0ure dummm!

Facebook User 2: n0 yore dummm!

Facebook referee: Will you both shut up and do something productive with your lives?
by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009
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