Loner boner

To have a boner but no one around to see it.

I had such a loner boner the other day.

by Bold_country April 09, 2014

Yankee boner

The sudden erection of a sportscaster's penis when watching the New York Yankees

"And a hit by Derek Jeter"!

"He gives me such a Yankee boner dude"

by Not a Yankee fan. October 13, 2011

snow•boner

n. 1. a snow enthusiast. 2. (informal) indicative of one's longing for action, triggered libido, or general excitement for or caused by exposure to snowy weather.

1."You are a snow•boner."

2."That party was so sexually charged. Everyone had angry snow boners."

by doorunrun February 08, 2014

Food Boner

When the anticipation of really good food is so great and the person in question gets a boner/other erotic feelings. These feelings are often accompanied by foodgasms.

person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too

by The Earl Of Pudding January 29, 2017

miracle boner

A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.

John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.

by SALUKIDUO April 04, 2011

Boner-Worthy

Boner-Worthy; Anything Person, Place, or Thing that deems worthy of an erection

Robert Downey Jr. is Boner-Worthy!!!

Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy

Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy

by DreadloxO3O March 17, 2013

Faux Boner

A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.

John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.

by richippr September 24, 2013