Boner-Worthy

Boner-Worthy; Anything Person, Place, or Thing that deems worthy of an erection

Robert Downey Jr. is Boner-Worthy!!!

Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy

Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy

by DreadloxO3O March 17, 2013

hoe-boner

when your chilling and some really hot sluts really wanna do ya and you have a hard-on but you can't have sex with them cause you know they have one STD or another.

johny: yo, i had such a hoe-boner back there.
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy shit dude, gross!!!!!

by imincalimotherfucker12343243 November 14, 2011

Faux Boner

A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.

John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.

by richippr September 23, 2013

turtle boner

A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.

Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot

by McNogger November 30, 2013

deflated boner

When an old man gets a boner and all the old nasty extra skin is dangling from it

OMFG I heard my neighbors having sex they are old and i wanna know how the do it with that deflated boner

by LalalalaYOUFAG August 2, 2009

Buzz-Boner

Buzz-Boner refers to the amount of buzz in a certain place . If a buzz-boner is on a flop then the place is not fun ; e.g. Church or a Retirement home . If you have a stiff Buzz-Boner you are at sweet house party or a good club .

Person 1 : Man , how was the party last night .

Person 2 : It was shit , some dude got sick on my pooltable and put my Buzz-Boner on a flop .

Person 1 : What a fucking fun-sponge .
Person 2 : Yeah I know right .

by Andrew1134 May 7, 2009

miracle boner

A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.

John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.

by SALUKIDUO April 22, 2011