miracle boner

A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.

John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.

by SALUKIDUO April 22, 2011

snow•boner

n. 1. a snow enthusiast. 2. (informal) indicative of one's longing for action, triggered libido, or general excitement for or caused by exposure to snowy weather.

1."You are a snow•boner."

2."That party was so sexually charged. Everyone had angry snow boners."

by doorunrun February 8, 2014

turtle boner

A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.

Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot

by McNogger November 30, 2013

boner control

An action or mental tactic used to suppress a raging erection: most commonly used to prolong intercourse, or hide a boner in public.

As I lay next to Lori, exhausted and carefree, I reluctantly shared the secret to my long lasting lovemaking: the haunting image of Sheila running down the high school halls; her hands cupped behind her pants, her face contorted in helpless submission, her frizzled hair dewey with perspiration, her animal-like wild shrieking, and her frantic and fervid, yet continually unsuccessful attempts to find a bathroom before tragedy struck: yes, you could make a strong case I had more boner control than everyone besides Matthew Broderick.

by nate doggy dizz April 4, 2012

Boner Chivalry

The social behavioral event where the laziest, most careless, and most repugnant man in the room suddenly has morals and a desire to fight for the rights of others — originating from his forlorn aspiration of obtaining sexual intercourse from the woman he suddenly wants to defend.

“Don really went to bat for Karen over that whole bookface post where people called her out for being a furry. What a guy!” “Dude, it’s just boner chivalry. He will go back to breathing heavily at her photos once she shuts him down.”

by Clanger77 May 7, 2019

Dog Boner

Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.

Hey Dog Boner, call me back, love ya!

by LilSteph March 1, 2018

hoe-boner

when your chilling and some really hot sluts really wanna do ya and you have a hard-on but you can't have sex with them cause you know they have one STD or another.

johny: yo, i had such a hoe-boner back there.
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy shit dude, gross!!!!!

by imincalimotherfucker12343243 November 14, 2011