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Shit Banana 

That long, massive, curved, "banana" shaped dump you take when you eat something unsettling.
Look at that giant shit banana Paris Hilton left in the bath room stall! She must've eaten some mexican food.
Shit Banana by UrbanLady64 July 1, 2011

Purse banana

A perfectly yellow, ready to eat banana that a woman puts in her purse to eat when she is on the go. However, while in transit, the banana becomes overly bruised, bounced around in the bottomless abyss that is her purse.

Ultimately, by the time the woman gets to her destination, the banana is brown and mushy.
By the time I got to work, my yellow banana turned into a purse banana. I had a few unsatisfactory, mushy bites then I tossed it.
Purse banana by DoubleVisionT March 23, 2013

black banana 

His black banana penetrated me soo deep last night.
black banana by Mr. Handy Mandy December 16, 2014

cold banana 

Practice of giving a guy a blow job after sucking on ice for several minutes, resulting in a very big surprise and a cold banana (icy weiner). Usually accompanied by screaming OMG or WTF on the part of the recepient. May also result in termination of sexual activities and/or relationships. While most guys hate it, some love it and consider it a real treat.
Eric finally broke up with Janet after she gave him a cold banana.

Eric finally broke up with Mark after he gave him a cold banana.
cold banana by Brad Bananas May 18, 2009

monkey banana raffle 

1. An example of a funny catch phrase that great leaders need to have.
2. Something that even a poor leader cannot lead monkeys to.

This phrase was popularized by the Adult Swim Cartoon, Sealab 2021 (Episode 47 - "Monkey Banana Raffle")
"You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle. A leader needs funny catch phrases like: 'Take it to The Maxx!' and 'Monkey Banana Raffle!' "
-Maxx Stone Extreme Rebel Trillionaire.

Mambo dogface to the banana patch? 

Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.
I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'