Snake

A snake is a long reptile with no legs.

AHHH! it's a snake.

by Neko Pan October 12, 2018

snake

Good boi, can be a good pet if docile and friendly. Surprisingly, not slimy.

Guy 1:Wow, dude there is a snake on your shoulder!!
Guy 2: No, that is my pet, his name is Sheldon.
Guy 1:Oh, okay.

by Wafflecon822 October 12, 2018

Snake genitals

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.

Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.

by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017

Snake

The old Taylor swift wasn’t a snake, it’s just the new her and we all know it will fade. She’s already been 'exposed' by the kardashions last year.

Girl, did you see taytay's reputation music video, she is such a snake, LITERALLY

by MidnightAlien April 23, 2018

Snake Puss

Scaly came toe with extra long labia minora.

Dude I do not what to deal with that snake puss. Like sleeve of wizard.

by Clayton Bigsby 337 August 2, 2020

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail into a lie in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

I thought the story he was telling was legitimate, then he added some random useless information to make the story seem more believable, then I knew he was faking the snake.

by PhoneticPhoenix November 2, 2017

Snake

A wily conniving person-- they often hold government positions

Guy 1: Did you see the governor's kid, Hill
Guy 2: Ya he lives in the land of the snakes

Guy 1: Pshht, what a scrub

Guy 2: Boi, I bet he lives in the palace of a snake

by snake101 April 17, 2017