ass monkey

n. an individual who, when in an argument, just makes up statistics and quotes from authorities on the subject so they look correct
v. to make up statistics or quotes to appear more correct

n. Dan is such an ass monkey; there's no way that CNN had an exit poll that said that 87% of Americans want socialism.
v. I totally ass monkeyed through that test. There's no way Mrs. Clark will know that Teddy Roosevelt actually never said anything about anarchy's role in society.

by Monday's Dusk February 22, 2009

Monkey Wrench

When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.

Monkey Wrench - When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.

by Mac777daddy August 29, 2011

Grass Monkey

A ghetto drank. Made by filling a cup half full with Busch Light. Then you peel a fresh orange. Squeeze the orange into the drank. After the orange is fully squeezed pour the rest of the Busch Light into the cup. Drink the Grass Monkey.

A Grass Monkey is Busch Light filled with a squeezed orange.

by Bunty n KMac May 4, 2008

Baby Monkey

...to be a clingy, needy tragic mess.

I'm so baby monkey today

by sugasugasuga12 April 2, 2011

Chocolate Monkey

When a Female Licks a Mans Butt-Hole and Then 'Taps that ass' Then Finally the Male Takes a Dump on the Female on her Stomach.

I loved His Chocolate Monkey.

by JON FUCKING NA (Lol,Kassem G) October 21, 2011

monkey muffin

1.a strange erotic animal pastry of love

2.cute pet name for signifcant other

I love you my monkey muffin.

by smartiexox November 17, 2010

The New Monkey

A nightclub. Even it is in the shithole known as Sunderland, it has the best music ever.

The music at The New Monkey is good, unlike shitty RnB, Nu-Metal, Pop and Rap "Music".

by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004