Food Porn

Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.

Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?

by hello_imded April 19, 2023

Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

Food whore

Some one who gives love to anyone who cooks for them or supplies them with food.

"aw love her she cooked for me"
"your such a food whore"

by PrettyInPink# March 12, 2016

food

the one thing that can make almost anyone happy ❤

ugh i love food so muchh

by trash queennn January 21, 2017

Food

Something you eat

Son "Can you pick me up some food mom". Mom "We have food in the fridge

by OLA_Taco February 2, 2020

Napolian food

Napolian people like to eat cat or dog and like to put a metric fuck ton of shitty spices that make your stomach hurt worse than a semi hitting you going 190mph and will make your asshole burn like the Jews in the gas chambers in the holocaust.

Holly fuck jimmy I had some of that Napolian food and now my asshole is on fire.

by Idek343434 December 14, 2023

Craft food halls

A place where you pour your own beer, drink at your own pace, play your own games, laugh with friends, order good food and then go back and pour yourself another beer on the tap wall. Filled with the best motherfu***** you’ll ever meet and drink with

Hey Pete, I’m in the mood for a good beer but also wanna keep it chill. Wanna hit up craft food halls?

I went to Craft Food Halls last night and met my new best friend, his name is Terry

by Rivercrew November 24, 2021