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Colt Walker

Colt Walker is artful in companionable silence. He overlooks the she beast that sometimes surfaces. His a man of old fashioned courtesy who listens carefully and knows to read between the lines. He knows how to play and how to fight for something he believes in. His handsome, kind, generous with the most grabable butt. His always funny but knows but knows when to be serious. His a heartstopper and a heartbreaker. His a great friend who is admired by many.There are times when he doubt his worth, that's why he has a number of close friends who will always remind him that his more worthy than all the riches in the world. Colt is the best friend everyone wants to have.
Colt Walker loves my cats and I love him.
by chill babes May 3, 2018
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shaq walker

Againtst all odds shaq is The first african to win a superbowl, started the hashtag #this14uafrica
shaq walker the first african to ever win a superbowl, dedicated it to his homeland
by Shaq walker May 3, 2018
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garage wanker

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker
#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
by #Randomdude November 19, 2017
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finance wanker

A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.
Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"
by Some random guy down south December 10, 2017
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dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !
My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.
by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018
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Weekend Wacked

To be so exhausted by the weekend, that you are too tired to have fun and party
Man it was such a tough work week...I’m totallyWeekend Wacked’ !
by JRTheSuperstar January 26, 2018
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Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “I’m committed to someone else
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
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