by wegottalettheworldknow June 26, 2008

When a girl is so hot, your literally willing to go through 2-3 years of sex free courtship and marriage just to have sex with her.
Man Dave, do you really think Megan has a Wait-for-Jesus body? Haven't you been dating that chick for a year without so much as a drunken handjob?
by fupa-hunter April 24, 2010

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.
by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

by Russell November 18, 2003

by aolifie June 5, 2014

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).
by tiny cheeseburger December 12, 2008

the best parking spot you could possibly get, in relation to where you are headed.
(often located right next to handicapped spots)
(often located right next to handicapped spots)
Driver: gosh, there are NO parking spots open...
Passenger: wait! I think I see a jesus spot!!
Driver: SCORE.
Passenger: wait! I think I see a jesus spot!!
Driver: SCORE.
by Nella Granback May 3, 2008
