Texas Horseride

When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.

Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill

by TerribleComedy November 2, 2021

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Texas

A state of being stuck in which one has no ability to speak and therefore utters only the name of The Lonestar State.

Julie was in texas mode as a result of the mass quantity of chardonnays she ingested.

by Daddyrenzo November 3, 2021

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Texas Pipeline

n: the act of inducing sexual pleasure while prairie dogging.

Karissa likes to perform a Texas Pipeline to relax after a hard days work.

by dragonpipe November 5, 2021

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Texas

A land-locked state, according to Mitski Miyawaki.

"Texas is a landlocked state" - Mitski Miyawaki

by emmalisa August 11, 2021

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Texas 6-pack

A six-pack of beer but each is 16 fluid ounces instead of the typical 12.

I'm not even sure if it's just a Texas or southern thing but it's the perfect amount to catch a vibe.

"Man, after a Texas 6-pack I'd be down to eat anything."

by All3y_C4t September 25, 2021

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