The team pet is a boy on a sports team, usually football, who is the smallest and least skilled player. Usually isn't genuinely respected, yet is rarely directly mocked, and never beat up. Teammates are usually protective of the team pet, often going easy on them during practice/drills.
by Roryyy14 November 27, 2023
Get the Team petmug. to dunk one's hand into a glass of milk to retrieve an accidentally dropped cookie to prevent it from getting soggy
by Thundercats4eva February 19, 2015
Get the Seal team sixmug. by Orixinz January 19, 2024
Get the Team Tarapeuticmug. A nickname used to describe the Apttus Alliance team, coined by a key member of the team. It was popularized in June 2014 as the team was consistently doing excellent things. For example, on a Friday in June the team catered Red Rooster Tacos for AEs, gave out koozies and even held a drawing to win an RN74 gift card. Many other documented examples can be found in online collaboration groups.
by sftex June 4, 2014
Get the Excellence Teammug. by Krispy_kremez November 24, 2021
Get the team unchainedmug. A sexual act where the male ejaculated on the woman's face, then sprinkles some of his body hair on her face and utters the words, "it was a complete success Gary, or should I say hachmed!"
I gave the Mrs the team america (aka the hachmed) last night. She loved my beard hair stuck on her face
by Stupidkidaimbotfrikkinghacker November 18, 2020
Get the The team america (aka the hachmed)mug. A group of starchy bastards that will never get anywhere. They put the beloved food to shame, but they don't care. Also they are shit at overwatch.
by potato overlordking November 29, 2016
Get the potato teammug.