Tea

The liquid we do not force you to drink if you are unconscious.

‘Would you like some tea?’
‘No, I am unconscious’

by sallywally9001 February 26, 2022

Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.

Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.

by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010

Ass Tea

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.

"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."

by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022

Tea party

Something 4 year olds, and gingers do to pass the time.

Wanna have a tea party? Brendan said to his stuffed animals as he totally wasn’t just humping them two minutes ago.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Cold Tea

A “cold tea” is a British expression that is said to say if something is positive or negative.

If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea”

Example 1: “Oh man that party was so dead. Just one disappointing cold tea.”

Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”

by Parallel-knight July 23, 2022

Iced Tea Time

This is refeering to any time of day when you drink iced tea, since iced tea is an all-the-time beverage.

AAAAWW YEAA, It's Iced Tea Time!!!

by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019

Artificial tea

When somone makes fake tea that’s not even real tea. So you cannot spill it

Becca: I have tea about Johnny,he’s not even a guy
Bacca: yes he is,get out of here with that artificial tea

by Whateverorwhatever October 26, 2018