Speed Turtle 

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.

Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.

John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.

Speed Turtle by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010

speedo typing 

Making typographical errors because you are too busy thinking about what you have on instead of real underwear.

"Damn this speedo typing... ( ahem )... must put some sensible undies on!!!" -David Coverdale, Lead Singer of Whitesnake

speedo typing by gojira931 September 9, 2010

Speed Goat 

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

Speed Goat by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010

speed loader 

tampon

I use a speed loader when I am on the rag.

speed loader by [e-mail] March 12, 2011

Speednoob 

Speednoob is when you get a bunch of paintball noobs and make em play speedball

Hey, check out those guys rearing up for a game of Speednoob

Oh goody I love Speednoob

Speednoob by Skewtr May 25, 2011

Speeddude 

A person who talks way to much, and does not know when to stop.

A person who is very quick.

That guy is such a speeddude, he never shuts up.

Speeddude by Jonny Nobody October 29, 2011

Speed Frape 

To frape someone very quickly, normally via a mobular hand piece.

He got my phone and speed fraped me. He only had it for three seconds.

Speed Frape by will.i.ian July 1, 2011