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Sceneopotamus

An extremely hefty scene girl. Usually has alot of piercings and/or tattoos, also has a strong intrest in photography and thinks she is one of the best there is.
David- "Hey look at that chick over there!"
Clayton-"Holy FUCK! she's huge"
David- "Nah, man shes really not that big.."
Clayton- "Ohhh yeah dude.. she's definitely a sceneopotamus"
by -Jeremy&Brandon- January 17, 2011
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Scenic Route

The scenic route, The undesirable neighborhood that you would not want to live in or find yourself driving through very often due to safety concerns and just the depressing scene that is hurting your eyes. As you begin your grove you’ll notice a gradual increase in trash and untidy kept porches, as well as more and more graffiti,you’ll start noticing abandon cars and trash filled lots were houses once stood, Before you know it there is just random people all over the place ,junkies ,People pushing shopping carts with god only knows what down the middle of the street. All of this is taking place for example on a Tuesday afternoon at 3 p.m. I guess nobody has to be at work in these either

The smell of weed is everywhere in, cars with tinted windows and people in need of a belt to keep thier pants from falling down , there is no shortage of bodegas , Check cashing places, pawn shops, liquor stores,And plenty of takeout food stores.

You can spot the place that you can buy drugs from just like seeing other cars continually pulling up to the same corner of people then quickly driving off into the sunset.

And then at some point you have made it through the halfway point of the scenic route and you will find that conditions all the sudden begin to gradually improve back towards your neighborhood that actually has pride and respect for itself. As you arrive safely to your doorstep you reflect upon taking the scenic route home and are thankful that we live where you live. THE END.
On my way home from work today I had to take the scenic route due to a detour, I made sure my doors were locked and my Legally owed and licensed to carry 9 mm we’re ready just in case
by Pro stock April 13, 2022
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b fus scenic route

a place to go where there seem to be no logical or desirable solution
Jerome: SURELY lets watch Captain Marvel?

Daniel: nah rather take the old b fus scenic route
by J_Soont March 7, 2019
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scenic

Shady or sketchy. A situation that will seriously fuck up one's plans. Sometimes awkward and a little trippy.
A scenic situation.

Hey, that guy was scenic, he took all of my skittles.

The scenic bastards walked into the room, their collars were popped and their armbands took hold of the room.

Scenic mofos.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007
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scenester

Scene/ Scenester / Scene Kid is a person who is associated with the MUSIC SCENE, usually being hardcore/punk rock type music. Pays close attention to the latest fashion trends and usually tries to make it their own. Usually has a myspace featuring dinosaurs guns etc. Sometimes they are very elitist especially to youths who copy their personal styles.

Apearence: Tight band shirts, shirts with random pictures on them like bright dinosaurs and guns, tight girl pants, bandanas around neck and wrists, converse or skate shoes, choppy self-cut hair many times dyed/streaked, hoodies, no hats, bright colors, piercings, www.hottopic.com for most scene clothing examples

Music: Scenesters /Scene Kids are all about the music! they LOVE music with a PASSION and know tons of underground bands and listen to almost anything as long as its not too "mainstream" or too "pop/country"

Attitude: Scenesters /Scene Kids are very happy, have very high self-esteem, are very RANDOM, care alot about personal appearance, are very social, and are very stuck up, and love random things like dinasours and robots, guns and stars and whales, mudkips

Activities: Shows/Parties/Myspace where they have tons of friends, finding new music

Negativity1: Many Scenesters /Scene Kids are said to be posers, lack originality, try-hard to look like their favorite band. BUT you can say the same for ALL stereotypes, the hiphop, punk, goth, metal, jock, prep, harajuku, weeaboo, furry, pretty much any fashion following stereotypes out there

Negativity2: Others mistake Scene for Emo but they are NOT the same. Emo kids are so sad to the point of killing themselves or atleast act like it. and Emocore don't wear girl pants
ScenesterSchelle: SUP NIG
Anonymous: POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS!
ScenesterSchelle: LYEK OMFG I WENT TO THIS SHOW &&OMFG NI99A IT WAS HELLA TIGHTT.
Anonymous: So i herd you liek MUDKIPS
ScenesterSchelle: OMFG you know i am nigga. UR so radd. (:
by lance iss anonymouse March 10, 2007
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scenester

Someone that acts as a sheep and follows the general crowd, or scene. The popular scene at the moment is emo, and many can be found roaming the streets of England's towns and cities, like a giant army of long fringed clones, shouting "MCR ROCK!", "I <3 Gerard Way" and "The world hates me and i hope i die soon"
Hey scenesters, hey hey scenesters! You are all in trouble now, Someones gone and copied now.
by Luke Bolton April 23, 2006
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Kite Runner Scenario

A situation in which a friend hides in fear while another friend is, either figuratively or literally, backed into a corner and butt-raped by Middle Easterners. The term refers to the memorable conflict from the novel "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini.
(In Gears of War 3) "Ben, where the hell were you?! I was shooting one of the berserkers with a scorcher, and then the second berserker came in and wrecked my shit while you were hiding! Stop putting me in Kite Runner Scenarios!"

"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.
by CommanderPoopyPants October 12, 2011
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