This guy is really autistic but he has a massive penis. He loves a bit of supercoach and maccas sweet n sour sauce. Pretty bad at basketball but its ok because everyone loves him.
by SMALLCOCKBIGDREAMS November 22, 2022
A Sam is someone who will never shut the fuck up. Like Jesus Christ, we get it your parents don't love you but love your brother but you don't need to complain about every little thing. just because you are annoying doesn't equal a personality. if your a sam and you're reading this, fuck you.
by Fuck You Sam June 12, 2020
Sam is a very kind and intelligent woman but also an amazing friend. She is absolutely gorgeous and makes every girl jealous with her looks. She is funny but has a very dry humour. Every guy wants her (if you talk to her you gotta watch out for her older brother). If you need a hot friend to go to the party with, you need to call Sam. She’s a lot of fun and you don’t need to pay her.
by neegewoonneen November 21, 2021
A white-trash rich boy who will end up working his family business. Sam is a very small individual but at times could shadow his energy above the tallest person. Sam tends to hold on to grudges, but never comes through to settle old scores.
by itstruebro May 09, 2019
sam is not thick af
by fghjhgfdfghgfdfghgtfrd January 15, 2020
One of the coolest girls you know, but usually a big slut on campus. Known to be the biggest homie hopper East of the Mississippi
by H8ISMAN January 28, 2017
sam a short asian kid who likes kids younger than him he also really likes mayo,hot sause and penutbutter sammich
he also rarely washes his clothes
he also rarely washes his clothes
by gingerwhoeatsburritos December 13, 2018