porch monkey

Equivalent to "nigger".

Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.

Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it?

Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.

Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?

by roygbiv December 12, 2007

Monkey Wrench

When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.

Monkey Wrench - When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.

by Mac777daddy August 26, 2011

Baby Monkey

...to be a clingy, needy tragic mess.

I'm so baby monkey today

by sugasugasuga12 March 16, 2011

Grass Monkey

A ghetto drank. Made by filling a cup half full with Busch Light. Then you peel a fresh orange. Squeeze the orange into the drank. After the orange is fully squeezed pour the rest of the Busch Light into the cup. Drink the Grass Monkey.

A Grass Monkey is Busch Light filled with a squeezed orange.

by Bunty n KMac May 04, 2008

Chocolate Monkey

When a Female Licks a Mans Butt-Hole and Then 'Taps that ass' Then Finally the Male Takes a Dump on the Female on her Stomach.

I loved His Chocolate Monkey.

by JON FUCKING NA (Lol,Kassem G) October 21, 2011

monkey muffin

1.a strange erotic animal pastry of love

2.cute pet name for signifcant other

I love you my monkey muffin.

by smartiexox November 14, 2010

The New Monkey

A nightclub. Even it is in the shithole known as Sunderland, it has the best music ever.

The music at The New Monkey is good, unlike shitty RnB, Nu-Metal, Pop and Rap "Music".

by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004