fail muffin

When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.

Did you see Justin Biebers concert last night?

Yea he was a fail muffin!

by fat weiner yayayayayayayaya May 22, 2011

wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!

Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!

by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008

Sexy Little Muffin

SEXY LITTLE MUFFIN / adjective / sek-see lit-ell muff-in

1. A woman that is extremely sexually appealing, exciting or attractive, small in size with an amazing body.

2. A small, attractive woman with a yummy body who is extremely sexy and skilled in giving erotic pleasure.

3. A woman of extreme sexual beauty that is sensual and most erotic, having a tight sexy body and a beautiful appearance.

She is a Sexy Little Muffin / You are a Sexy Little Muffin
The first time I saw her I thought "now there's a Sexy Little Muffin"
You are a beautiful Sexy Little Muffin

by Nilrem May 10, 2016

Muffin

A random bean human that is hard on themselves, but makes up for it by making jokes out of it.

Evan: That's a mood
Muffin: My life is a mood

by JewelVeon May 10, 2018

Fuz Muffin

Is generally reffering to someone with a dirty pedro. This person would be related or called by a female or relationship figure. To be someones bear for instance,In this case a fuz muffin would be a male with a sanchez, pedro, or just plain hairy facial features during the act of loveable mention towards a boyfriend.

(Boyfriend walks in)(Girlfriend says) and i quote " Come hither my little Fuz Muffin" aka Mr Sexy

by MyMomHatesMe January 29, 2010

muffin crusher

the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)

"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"

by Poppadomman December 15, 2013

Muffin

a type of muffin cake muffin ish cake muffin

ITS MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!!!!

by mynamehere;o August 12, 2021