Delicious Kevin

Eating bacon out of somebody's orifice..

Breakfast got a whole lot more exciting when Karen offered me a Delicious Kevin, served on a bed of her also delicious booty.

by stripeypajamas October 26, 2016

Uncle Kevin

A beer beer swilling hell raising funny old man but is super lovable.

My uncle Kevin is the funniest uncle ever setting in his chair drinking beer .

by Bluish. brookport. town. Old. January 30, 2018

Don't Pull a Kevin

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.

The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".

by iWizardPro December 13, 2009

bruhitz_kevin

the cute boy on Instagram with this username. also, follow me clove948

bruhitz_kevin is soo cute

by clove948 May 15, 2018

Call me Kevin

That guy that you see everyday yet have never met

I think call me Kevin lives in my phone

by Blameitonjake April 7, 2021

Dirty Kevin

one of the hottest men from camp camp hes so attractive like wowza

I love Dirty Kevin, he’s so hot.

by davidthetreeboy June 21, 2021

Pull a Kevin

To time one's arrival to be exactly on time, yet be considered late by traditional standards.

I will be at the game but might pull a Kevin...

by Cisco N Iraq May 2, 2008