Bajooga juice

Juice from male titties that taste odly good

John:Bro what is this stuff
Bob:I think it's bajooga juice

by Baller30000 December 18, 2019

Poppy Juice

Only a high level toxic drink
Ingredients

One poppy flower

A piece of poppy’s poop
And lions poop

Poppy Juice has only killed 829,917,712 people

by Hi peps December 23, 2019

funny juice

What the Sandman uses to make anybody unconscious for transporting one to another.

The sandman cometh with the Funny Juice

by OreganoMeme December 24, 2019

Eastside Juice

Eastside Juice = E&J brandy in the hood.

Gangsta ghetto ass hood rat speak for E&J brandy, popular in places such as Eastside Tacompton washington.

Eastside Juice is a classy sophisticated alternative to Vitali Safeway Safeway brand vodka etc..

I wanted some Henny but spent all my dubs on menthol eagles and danky dank weed and broke as hell and bought some Eastside Juice instead.

by The 253 observer. September 1, 2019

vsco juice

any liquid that happens to be in a hydro flask

friend: can i have some water?
vsco girl: sorry i only have vsco juice

*holds hydroflask*

by kanikicharlita September 14, 2019

Uranium Juice

A potent mixture of Mountain Dew and Everclear. Drank by online shills as a substitute for meth to fuel their insane ramblings.

Gary: I was on a really interesting page on reddit, when suddenly the thread was hijacked by an incoherent shill.

Dave: They were probably on the uranium juice TBH.

by Mindless FuckNut September 23, 2019

Hump juice

The grease from a camel burger.

I got hump juice in my eye!

by incraigulous September 28, 2019