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The flyest kid on the internet

The flyest kid on the internet is Austin.
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Wow he actually is the flyest kid on the internet.
by austin.lukh July 6, 2024
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Internet Badass Syndrome

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.

It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.
Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*
by professional heckler November 26, 2017
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internet explorer

"wow it's just as great as internet explorer"
by pls_help_me November 9, 2018
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Internet hotdog

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015
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Internet Streets

Internet streets: The digital highways where netizens roam, connect, and hustle; a chaotic blend of social media, forums, and websites where everyone’s got something to say, and drama or trends can blow up in a heartbeat.
I heard on the internet streets that the new game release is gonna be epic!
by anonymous July 30, 2024
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cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.
1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.
by QuartzEx April 23, 2018
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