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Turing house 

A shit school in West London where their strict about every rule and it consists of posh kids who think their bad because they saw a council estate.
Person 1: Rah are you moving to Turing house?

Person 2: Yea g Turing house is so badman
Turing house by Germanman12 July 20, 2023

stink the house down 

When a single family residence be it house, townhouse, condo, apartment, motorhome, cave or teepee is left with an unbearable stink following a visit from a not so close friend, relative or acquaintance. The odor leaving person is usually totally unaware of the stench they pack and are often overly friendly and jovial. The stink left behind is usually hiding in furniture and is not a bathroom type stink but more of a combination of all other bodily stinks blended together like a stink frappe. The stink can be removed from leather furniture with Awesome L.A. Cleaner or Lemon Pledge but for fabric covered seats and cushions you are really up a creek.
Byron came over after badminton practice laughing at some of his team mates. He said they were being big babies because the showers had been broken all season so they had not been able to shower after practice for two weeks. Everywhere they go they stink the house down.

pullin a houseboat 

It's when you are doin a 69 with a fat chick in the bathtub.
Last night I got drunk and ended up pullin a houseboat with Jill and I almost drowned.

Half a House

What you'll be giving up when you marry someone that requires a dowry.

Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.
I saved up for Half a House. But I think I'll invest it in the stock market and hit it big.
Half a House by A Single Dude March 4, 2011

Crooked Window House 

There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.
I am happy meeting in crooked window house.

filthy fun house 

A reverse titty-fuck where you sit on the girls face, get some ass play, and fuck some titties.
I gave yer ma a filthy fun house last night, she let me bounce around on them twins for hours.
filthy fun house by Asseater 3000 December 4, 2013