hard

another word for when your penis is erect

dude last night carl was so hard

by cocklover1885 October 26, 2019

School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, depressed, lonely, dropout, (usually American) drug addicts put as their education on any social media platform because it makes them feel better than admitting that they couldn’t pass the basic high school requirements.

Job: Thug/Drug Dealer at Your Mom
Education: School of Hard Knocks

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 21, 2023

Try-hard

Somebody who shows up in a casual game with a competitive mindset and playstyle.

You are playing against a four-year-old, stop being a try-hard and let them think they stand a chance.

by Just Garlic February 25, 2024

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Hard

Your Thing Down there is having an Erection.

Yo Mike, you like bob saget?
Ya bro, he makes me hard.
Ayo Thats Kinda Gay.

by Smegmazillion December 18, 2022

Hard

When you stay strapped with the ladies

Thatcher is always hard

by thatcher711 October 31, 2022